Entries for October, 2008
Break muna
Agent: "Sir, may I know where are you calling from?" (meaning State or Region)
Customer: "I'm calling from home!"
(Sabi ko nga...)
Agent: "Sir, just put the forward slash after the letter c and the colon"
Customer: "Flash? Flush? What?"
Agent: "Slash, sir, slash. You know what suicidal people do? Slashing their wrists?"
Customer: "What was that? Flash?"
Agent: "You know what? I give up."
(To be honest, I heard him say this, but I wasn't sure if he had the mute button activated or not)
Agent: "Thank you for calling MSN Techinical Support, this is ***, may I have your area code and phone number?"
Customer: "Eh? My number? It's 404-999-3322."
Agent: "Ok, thank you sir. Can I also have your email address and account holder's name?"
Customer: "My address is No. 765 Waldorf Street, Tuscon, Arizona. What was the other thing you wanted?"
Agent: "Uh, your email address and your name, sir."
Customer: "Oh, my name is Ralph."
Agent: "Uh, thank you for that Ralph, but can I have your email address?"
Customer: "What? You want my birthday? Ah, it's June 10, 1933."
Agent: "So how can I help you today?"
(Haha, sumuko!)
Customer: "I want to speak to your supervisor!"
Agent: "Sir, I am the supervisor."
Customer: "No! I want to speak to your boss! Who is your boss?"
Agent: "Bill Gates is my boss."
Customer: "Oh."
(O, eh di natahimik ka?)
{ music } METALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
{ book } The Halfing's Gem by R.A. Salvatore
{ show } Cartoon Network
{ mood } Funky!!!
Written by jod013 at 06:38 AM.
went to the zoo....went to the zoo....
Also saw the "toxic avenger" movie, never thought that it was morbid...and i liked watching the cartoon version when i was a kid...
{ book } The Legacy by R.A. Salvatore
{ mood } awake
Written by jod013 at 09:37 AM. Filed under US TRIP.